December 2009
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my nuts are hard like diamonds - alex
My teacher is like 10 minutes late for the final and some pretentious bro who wears a lame hat all the time is tryin to chat me up
Please Put This Song on Before Reading the Post.
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Overslept my 11:45 class, nbd, it was only the last class of the year. I’ll get ‘em next time. I got some horrible paper to write tonight. Wonder how thats gonna go..
mewithoutYou - We Know Who Our Enemies Are
10 Things You Don't Know About Women by Jenna...
theonlymikeever:
leah-mahoney:
1. If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.
2. When you tell us about a business lunch you had with a woman, it’s a good idea to tell us that she’s fat, ugly, old, or a lesbian. Preferably all of them.
3. PMS is real. It’s chemical, and it...
“Justice is the interest of the stronger” - some ancient greek asshole”
Remember that time freshman year when the poop bandit terrorized the lippincott hall bathroom? Man that guy was crazy.